Wednesday, April 29, 2009

FEDOR EMELIANENKO defeats AOKI, OK??!!??!!




Heavyweight superstar Fedor Emelianenko defeated top-ranked lightweight Shinya Aoki in a grappling exhibition match at DEEP/M-1 Challenge in Japan today, besting the crafty and popular Japanese submission specialist with an anklelock. After his victory, the Russian sambo champ - who's defeated the likes of Andrei Arlovski, Tim Sylvia and various bears and Yetii in unarmed combat - was awarded the World Alliance of Mixed Martial Arts (WAMMA) lightweight championship belt. "We feel that Fedor's accomplishments as lightweight merit it," said WAMMA executive Joe Bloggerstein. "He's the WAMMA heavyweight champ and now he's also the WAMMA lightweight champ, making him the man to beat in both divisions." Through the aid of a translator, the crestfallen Aoki added: "What's a 'WAMMA'?" by Jim Genia

Sunday, April 19, 2009

UFC 97 RESULTS

Tonights UFC event main event features middleweight champion Anderson Silva defending his title against Thales Leites. In the co-main event Chuck Liddell squares off against Mauricio Rua.

As always The MMA News keeps the spoilers off the main page, for the results click .

The results are as follows:

PRELIMINARY CARD

*Eliot Marshall def. Vinicius Magalhaes via unanimous decision (29-28, 30-27, 30-27)L

*T.J. Grant def. Ryo Chonan via split decision (30-27, 28-29, 29-28)

*Mark Bocek def. David Bielkheden via submission (rear-naked choke) - Round 1, 4:57

*Ed Herman def. David Loiseau via unanimous decision (30-26, 30-27, 30-27)

*Nate Quarry def. Jason MacDonald via TKO (strikes) - Round 1, 2:27

*Denis Kang def. Xavier Foupa-Pokam via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)

MAIN CARD

*Luiz Cane def. Steve Cantwell via unanimous decision (29-28, 30-27, 30-27)

*Cheick Kongo def. Antoni Hardonk via TKO (strikes) - Round 2, 2:29

*Krzysztof Soszynski def. Brian Stann via submission (kimura) - Round 1, 3:53

*Mauricio “Shogun” Rua def. Chuck Liddell via TKO (strikes) - Round 1, 4:28

*Sam Stout def. Matt Wiman via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)

*Anderson Silva def. Thales Leites via unanimous decision (49-46, 48-47, 50-46)

Thanks to mmanews.com

Sunday, April 12, 2009

WOW DIAZ GOT HIGH , THEN KNOCKED SHAMROCK DOWN

At STRIKEFORCE last night ....
Nick Diaz defeats Frank Shamrock via technical knockout (strikes) at 3:57 of round two
Gilbert Melendez defeats Rodrigo Damm via knockout (punch) at 2:02 of round two
Scott “Hands of Steel” Smith defeats Benji “Razor” Radach via knockout (punch) at 3:24 of round three
Cristiane “Cyborg” Santos defeats Hitomi Akano via knockout (strikes) at 0:35 of round three
Brett “The Grim” Rogers defeats Ron “Abongo” Humphrey via technical knockout (strikes) at 1:38 of round two
Luke Rockhold via Buck Meredith via submission (side choke) at 4:07 of round one
Eric Lawson defeats Waylon Kennel via technical knockout (strikes) at 4:54 of round one
Raul Castillo defeats Brandon Michaels via submission (rear naked choke) at 1:45 of round one
James Terry defeats Zak Bucia via unanimous decision
Shingo Kohara defeats Jeremy Tavares via knockout (knee) at 0:04 of round two

Saturday, April 04, 2009

THE SHAMWOW GUY IS A PUNK!!!!



Not only did WalletPop readers vote his ShamWow commercial one of
the most annoying commercials ever, last month he was arrested for beating a prostitute.

The altercation took place last month in Miami Beach, The Smoking Gun reports. On February 7, Shlomi went back to his $750 room at the heavenly luxurious Setai Hotel where he paid twenty-six-year old Sasha Harris about $1,000 for her "services." During a kiss, Harris reportedly bit Shlomi's tongue and wouldn't let go. Shlomi says he beat her, repeatedly, to make her stop biting. When Harris finally got off of him, Shlomi, bleeding, ran down to the hotel lobby where security called police. The police report says, "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons." And Harris, at first, would not cooperate with police, who found $930 in her purse.

ShamWow Guy and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, but prosecuters declined to file formal charges. Harris told TSG that she's thinking of suing Shlomi. No official word yet on whether she's moved forward to get her hands on his fortune, built by sales of $19.99 ShamWows and Slap Chops. For ShamWow guy's gruesome mugshot, which is no doubt making its way through the blogosphere