Tuesday, March 14, 2006

UNITED AIRLINES FLIGHT ATTENDANT


Normally I don't think Gay guy jokes would be good thing to put
on the Amsterdam gentlemen's Club blogspot, but for this one
I'll have to make the exception.....

A United Airway's passenger jet was being served by an
obviously Gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone
into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the
aisle and announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvey has
asked me to announceThat he'll be landing the big scary plane
shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that
would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed
rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he
said, I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can
pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called
a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
outrank you.

" Tray-up bitch! "

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